Not the questions themselves but the fact that there is a character limit. A character limit is like a literary straitjacket and to quote Freddy Mercury "I want to break free."
I tried to answer this question but Blogger.com would not except it.
Q: Why is raspberry flavor blue when raspberries are red?
A: Well back 1856 Ol' John Raspberry, inventor of the automated chimney sweep, was listening to his brand new phonograph when a time traveling Charles Lindbergh crashed his propeller glider machine into John's living room. John Raspberry offered the confused Lindbergh an warm glass of vinegar and flax seed oil, a popular evening spirit at the time. Lindbergh exclaimed he was from the future and had to leave. Raspberry pleaded with Lindbergh to help repair his broken domicile. Lindbergh being a know lout, scoundrel, flim-flamster, jumped in his whirlybird and took off to safer skies. Raspberry's home would now be in a permanent state of distress because he was honor bound to convince the intruder to repay his debt by repairing the damage done. Having failed to do so Raspberry's house was to remain in shambles for the rest of his family's days. This caused Raspberry to become depressed or as the term was eventually coined-BLUE. Raspberry is Blue.
I can't win.
Laters,
Dan "The Man"
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