The Times They Are A-Changin

Slavery was abolished in this country yet it still exists today. Although we don't call it slavery anymore, no. Now we just call it an internship.

We shall overcome
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day

Oh, deep in my heart

I do believe

We shall overcome some day

We'll walk hand in hand
We'll walk hand in hand
We'll walk hand in hand some day

We shall all be free
We shall all be free
We shall all be free some day

We are not afraid
We are not afraid
We are not afraid some day

We are not alone
We are not alone
We are not alone some day

The whole wide world around
The whole wide world around
The whole wide world around some day

We shall overcome
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day

Laters,

Dan "The Man"

A Man Cannot Stay Silent Forever!

Just outside of the women's bathroom in the office where I work it seriously smells like somebody shit ranch dressing. I mean, how is that even possible? I will not point any fingers but c'mon. When I take a shit, it smells like shit not RANCH DRESSING! I don't know what's worse, the fact that there's someone capable of producing this smell or the fact that I was able to recognized the smell of shitty ranch dressing so quickly.

I'm glad I'm quitting.

Laters,

Dan "The Man"

My Phone Is Dying

Funeral services will be held at the trash can nearest me the second I get a new phone. God speed little guy.

Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Laters,

Dan "The Man"

Did You Know: Part Two

A lot of the titles for the Three Stooges Movies sound like they could be titles for a line goofy gay pornos. I'm not making any of these up, I swear.

Hello Pop!
Plane Nuts
Meet The Baron
Hollywood On Parade
Hollywood Party
Turn Back The Clock
Women Haters
Punch Drunks
Men In Black
Three Little Pigskins
Horses' Collars
Restless Knights
Pop Goes The Easel
Pardon My Scotch
Three Little Beers
Ants In The Pantry
Half Shot Shooters
A Pain In The Pullman
Whoops, I'm An Indian!
Slippery Silks
Grips, Grunts And Groans
Back To The Woods
Playing The Ponies
Wee Wee Monsieur
Tassels In The Air
Violet Is The Word For Curly
Three Missing Links
Oily To Bed, Oily To Rise
Rockin' Thru The Rockies
A Plumbing We Will Go
Nutty But Nice
How High Is Up?
From Nurse To Worse
No Census, No Feeling
Some More Of Samoa
Cactus Make Perfect
Sock-A-Bye Baby
Back From The Front
A Gem Of A Jam
Idiots Deluxe
If A Body Meets A Body
Beer Barrel Polecats
Three Lone Wolves
Hold That Lion!
Pardon My Clutch
Crime On Their Hands
Who Done It?
Hokus Pokus
Dunked In The Deep
Punchy Cowpunchers
Dopey Dicks
Love At First Bite
Three Hams On Rye
The Tooth Will Out
Cuckoo On A Choo Choo
Up In Daisy Penthouse
Booty And The Beast
Tricky Dicks
Pardon My Backfire
Musty Musketeers
Shot In The Frontier
Fling In The Ring
Stone Age Romeos
Hot Stuff
Commotion On The Ocean
Muscle Up A Little Closer
Horsing Around
Guns A Poppin!
Pies And Guys
Oils Well That Ends Well

So... Yeah

Laters,

Dan "The Man"

Did You Know

Clint Eastwood movies make great names for the penis. It's true, here are some examples:

Unforgiven
Blood Work
Fist Full Of Dollars
Million Dollar Baby
Pink Cadillac
Absolute Power
Pale Rider
Heartbreak Ridge
City Heat
Sudden Impact
Bronco Billy
Firefox
Honkytonk Man
Any Which Way You Can
Any Which Way But Loose
The Guantlet
The Enforcer
The Beguiled
Dirty Harry
The Eiger Sanction
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot
Breezy
Magnum Force
Two Mules For Sister Sara
Paint Your Wagon
Coogan's Bluff
The Magnificent Stranger
Where Eagles Dare
Francis In The Navy
The Rookie
White Hunter Black Heart
Tightrope
The Outlaw Josey Wales

This game works best with movies Clint has starred in, not his directorial efforts. Think about it, "Changeling" just sounds unsettling, on the other hand so does "Blood Work". So... yeah.

Laters,

Dan "The Man"

THE QUIZ-Where Do You Fit In?

I like questions that define people. Simple one or the other type question that speak volumes about the person answering them. Here is a list of some 20 random and not so random questions. See if we match.

1. Elvis Or The Beatles? The Beatles

2. The Beatles Or The Rolling Stones? The Beatles

3. The Rolling Stones Or The Who? The Who

4. Mick Jagger Or David Bowie? David Bowie

5. Aerosmith Or Van Halen? Aerosmith (Van Halen SUCKS)

6. Kansas Or Fleetwood Mac? Neither

7. Marvel Comics Or DC? DC (Although I do love Daredevil)

8. John Wayne Or Jimmy Stewart? Jimmy Stewart

9. Schwarzengger Or Stallone? Stallone

10. Butch Cassidy Or Cool Hand Luke? Cool Hand Luke (This question is simply about character not the movie.)

11. Shower in the morning Or At night? Night... Ladies

12. George Carlin Or Richard Pryor? Carlin (This one was close)

13. Homebody Or Night owl? Night Owl

14. Monty Python Or SNL? Monty Python

15. Godfather 1 Or 2? Godfather 1

16. Movie at the Theater Or On DVD? Theater

17. Boxers Or Briefs? Both thanks to Boxer-Briefs

18. Nickelodeon Or The Cartoon Network? Nickelodeon

19. Pinky and The Brain Or Animaniacs? Pinky and The Brain

20. Star Wars Or Indiana Jones? Indiana Jones

What do these questions have to do with anything? Absolutely nothing. What do they mean? I don't know, I'm not the facebook. This isn't that kind of quiz. Like this entire blog it is a waste of time.

Laters,

Dan "The Man"