The DanCo. Promise

As a young company I have found it is important to let consumers and investors know what we're all about. So I give you the DanCo. Promise of Quality.

I promise DanCo. will:

Smile at you when walking down the street

Consider giving a dollar to a homeless if they are entertaining

Offer only the best imaginary products I can think of

Introduce new words into the lexicon i.e.( Dantastic, Brazanties-the bra & panties, & Dan do-like can do but with a "D")

I promise DanCo. will not:

Have a sex scandal unless the person is unanimously hot

Take naked pictures of you and post them on the internet. I have a dummy corporation for that.

Hit on your mom unless she's hot or its really funny

I promise with these promises this company will become one of the most successful companies ever conceived by me. Thank you.

Laters,

Dan "The Man"

The DanCo. promise is subject to terms and availability and is not valid in the states of Alabama, Utah, Maine & Alaska.