Just in time for Christmas, we at DanCo. would like to introduce our new (and by new I mean these were made up months and in some cases years ago.) line of games perfect for office or apartment fun!
*A Note: Not all of these games we're invented by me but was in on the ground floor.
1. "Does Dan Have This?"
The point of this game is to get something you want from me. If you don't know me I guess you could play it with someone you know named "Dan" but trust me its not the same. Here's how you play.
First walk up to me and ask, "Hey Dan are you ready to play the the fantastic exciting game Does Dan Have This?"
I will then respond "Yes!" because I love to play "Does Dan Have This?"
You then ask me a series of three questions in the form of, "Does Dan have..." The first two questions are things you know I have and that I will respond yes to. The third question is something you hope I have and that you need. You win by getting three yeses in a row. Here's an example of a common game.
"Does Dan have cool Buddy Holly Glasses?" "Yes."
"Does Dan have a really big movie collection?" "Yes."
"Does Dan have some duct tape?" "Yes."
Congratulations you just won "Does Dan Have This?"
2. Secret Vote
Maximum 2 players. Do you hate having to make tough decisions, tough decisions that sometimes reflect badly on you as a person? Well then why not play a game of "Secret Vote". The next time you and your roommate or co-worker need to have to make a decision like whether to wait for recycling day or just throw your trash in the dumpster, why not play a game of secret vote? All you need to play is two scraps of paper, two pens, and a container to draw out of. You and your friend secretly write down your answer to the question on the piece of paper then place it in you ballot container. Mix up the pieces of paper to ensure complete randomness. Once the votes are thoroughly mixed up, drawn them out one at time and read the answer out loud. You win when you have a unanimous vote.
3. Find The Pig!
This is seriously my favorite game to play at work but it can easily be adapted for play in the home. The basic premise, hell the only premise is to find the pig. The pig in question here is the toy pig that comes inside a box of those novelty bacon band-aids. It's about the size of a thumb print if not smaller. To play all you need to do is agree upon a designated space in the office or in your home and hide the pig. The pig must be visible to the naked eye. You can't hide it under anything or on top of something out of sight, e.g. you can hide the pig in an open box as long as nothing is covering it. You can also tape it up. There is no points system, the game works in rounds. A round ends when someone finds the pig. The person that found the pig gets to hide it for the next round. Each "Finder" can ask for two clues, but the ability to ask for clues must be agreed upon by the "Hider" before each round begins. We've been playing the same round for at least the past four months. I pretty sure someone found it and never told anyone or it was accidentally thrown away by our cleaning lady, either way it's funny to watch my boss go looking for it in the middle of the day.
Well kiddos that's all for now. Have fun, play safe, and remember if you're going to go out in the rain make sure to wear you rubbers.
Laters,
Dan "The Man"
P.S. "Find The Pig" could easily become it's own religion because when you think anout it aren't we all "looking for the pig*"?
*The Management would like to mention that the pig is utter nonsense and it's not going to play anymore.
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