A Man Cannot Stay Silent Forever!

Just outside of the women's bathroom in the office where I work it seriously smells like somebody shit ranch dressing. I mean, how is that even possible? I will not point any fingers but c'mon. When I take a shit, it smells like shit not RANCH DRESSING! I don't know what's worse, the fact that there's someone capable of producing this smell or the fact that I was able to recognized the smell of shitty ranch dressing so quickly.

I'm glad I'm quitting.

Laters,

Dan "The Man"